Monday, March 19, 2012

Do You Think Mitten Might Be Out of Touch?

"Yikes! These stiff denim trousers, uh I mean dungarees, I mean uh jeans are shoving my weird Mormon underwear right up my ass!  How the hell do you redneck morons wear these all the time?"
"I don't know who this yayhoo is or what language he's speaking, but these hillbillies seem to like him.  I'll just smile and pretend to understand.
"Here's the bottom line, old lady. I'm a billionaire. I'm interested in more money and more power. If you think I give a rat's ass about your pathetic little life, you're even stupider than you look. Deal with it."

Happy Trails,
Mimi McMouth 

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