God Doesn't Really Love Everyone, But Santa Does

I find it amazing that so many people still believe the Jesus story, his filicidal father and their flying sidekick, the holy ghost. 

They steadfastly cling to the belief that instead of dying, the will live forever with Jesus and friends. 

Believers are able to section off portions of their brains to engage in magical thinking.  

Facts and data become irrelevant.

Like the fact that the rule book of this cobbled together, cooked up religion of the Bronze Age was decided by a committee of politicians a couple of hundred years after Jesus was romping around the Middle East.

Why?  Why?  Why?

Mimi will tell you.

All believers are former children. 

Their Mummies and Daddies told them about Santa and told them about Jesus.  Children will believe anything. 

Remember?

So why did they stop believing in Santa but still believe in Jesus? 

No one ever told them they would burn in Hell if they didn't believe in Santa.

Mimi loves you.

XOXOXO

Hey Mitt! Show us your underwear!

I just read Mitt Romney's bio on www.mittromney.com.  It's missing some information.

Like the time his grandfather fled the US to Mexico to live because polygamy was outlawed.  Grandpa took all the grandmas with him too.

Okay.  That's a low blow.  Sorry.

Think about this.

Does this look presidential?