Monday, March 19, 2012

Do You Think Mitten Might Be Out of Touch?

"Yikes! These stiff denim trousers, uh I mean dungarees, I mean uh jeans are shoving my weird Mormon underwear right up my ass!  How the hell do you redneck morons wear these all the time?"
"I don't know who this yayhoo is or what language he's speaking, but these hillbillies seem to like him.  I'll just smile and pretend to understand.
"Here's the bottom line, old lady. I'm a billionaire. I'm interested in more money and more power. If you think I give a rat's ass about your pathetic little life, you're even stupider than you look. Deal with it."

Happy Trails,
Mimi McMouth 

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Tell Me Again. How Many Wives Do I Get?

No, Grandpa had four wives.  I only have three.  Three good Christian wives.  Get it right, cracker.

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

The Four Most Obscene 4-Letter Words

Forget the F-bomb and the C word.  The four most obscene four-letter words in the English language, in no particular order, are:




and RUSH

Happy Trails,

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Friday, March 9, 2012

Who Knew Mormons Ate Babies?

Mormons are even sillier than mainstream Christians, if that's possible.   The godly silent majority basically views Mormonism as a cult.  They probably don't realize how screwed up Mormons really are.  I wonder if they know that Mitt Romney eats babies.

"I just love babies ... a little spicey, a little sweet ... just so delicious!"

Happy Trails,